Eminem - Big weenie (speed up remix)

I don't understand
Why are you being so mean?
You're a mean, mean man
You're just jealous of me 'cause you, you just can't do what I do
So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things about me
'Cause you're a meanie, a meanie
But it's only 'cause you're just really jealous of me
'Cause I'm what you wanna be, so you just look like an idiot
When you say these mean things, 'cause it's too easy to see
You're really just a big weenie, big weenie
Alright, listen, I need you to focus
I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important
We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts
I'm going to have to ask you to bare with me for a moment
Now I need you to open your mind, your eyes, close 'em
You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis
For the next four and a half minutes
We are going to explore into your mind
To find out why you're so fuckin' jealous
Now why do they make yoo-hoo?
Pippity-kaka-poo-poo
Psych, I'm kiddin', I just wanted to see if you're still listenin'
Okay, now I need your undivided attention
Sir, I have a question
Why do I always sense this
Undeniable tension from the moment that I enter into the room?
It gets all quiet and whispers
Whenever there's conversations, why am I always mentioned?
I've been dyin' to ask, it's been itchin' at me
Is it just because